spooning earwax

• oatmeal
• raisins

Yes, hunting is still legal in Oklahoma

and now it's written into the constitution

• oatmeal
• coffee
• orange juice

also sprach my gut

I'm sorry to make you wait three weeks. I know you've all been worried whether I have been eating my breakfast. The answer is, I have. I've eaten many things--some things fruity, some things bread-y, and a few things bacon-y. Sorry to keep you with fingers crossed, with bated breath, on pins and needles, much like the volunteers at Rick Fleharty campaign headquarters.